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Joke of the Day
"Europe is looking amazing right now. It lost a few pounds recently."
Next Joke
"People always complain that I'm ""out there."" [On the phone. To the cops. While I'm sitting in their birdbath.]"
"He asked what my favorite position was... I said CEO"
"what is 50 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."
"Some guys are afraid to finish when fapping... Not me, though. I ain't afraid of nuttin!"
"My Grandfather told me ""Your generation relies too much on technology."" Me: ""No your generation relies too much on technology."" I then pulled out his life support."
"My friend was being attacked by a duck. I tried to warn him but it only made things worse."
"my life is a joke with no punchline"
"Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?.... ....In case you get a hole in one!"
"Some people are complaining about the Trump Presidency... But it's oKKK with me!"