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Joke of the Day
"Can you cure hereditary diarrhea? Or does it just run through your jeans?"
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"What's the one good thing about a pedophile? They drive slow through school zones."
"When I stayed over at my girlfriend's house, her extremely conservative father wouldn't let us sleep together. Which was a shame, because he is very attractive."
"With all the awful things happening in Nepal... you just have to wonder...what would Kathmandu?"
"How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, ""Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?"" ""A lemon tree, my dear Watson."""
"An Irishman walks out of a pub."
"I left work in slow motion but it didn't blow up behind me. This is bullshit."
"How is food purchased an an Irish grocery? You buy it per-tater"
"Bill Cosby likes his women like he likes his town cars... Blacked out"
"6yo Son: Dad, why'd you spray cologne down there when you got outta the shower? Me: How's ice cream for dinner sound?"