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Joke of the Day

"Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard? To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week."

"Good cop: where's the body? Bad cop: answer him! *pounds table* Jenga cop: God damn it!"

"What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas? B2"

"""I heard that taking your shirt off can make you appear more aggressive and self-confident."" ""Ok, but we already said you got the job."""

"How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it? Just another reason to teach your cat to read."

"A black guy applied for a job at the LAPD He got shot down"

"Sorry you stood next to me at the urinal in sandals, bro. What did we learn?"

"Why do asian women like white men so much? Because they don't wanna look at themselves, when they have sex."

"Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works doesn't it?"

"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? ""You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!"" Aye matey"