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Joke of the Day

"Hey sports fans, here's my NCAA pick: bet it all on the Savannah College of Art & Design. Go Fighting Acrylics!"

"I just danced like no Juan was watching, but he totally was and he cut off the tequila then threw me out of his restaurant you guys."

"I like my women like I like my drinks... cheap and full of alcohol"

"Castles are great but I wish you could rent other forms of bouncy architecture"

"I clicked ""Submit a Joke"" before thinking of what I'd say Now I know how the Republican party feels."

"Don't just assume I'm crazy. Let this wedding album I photoshopped you into speak for itself."

"Chef Joke. What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking? Gordan Ramses"

"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? The geome-tree!"

"My recipe for vodka-flavoured brats never caught on. It was the Absolut wurst."

"Anyone know a Minecraft interpreter? I don't understand my son's Christmas list."