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Joke of the Day

"I just danced like no Juan was watching, but he totally was and he cut off the tequila then threw me out of his restaurant you guys."

"Why did the Berlin Wall come down? It didn't match with the iron curtains."

"Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby? Because two Wongs don't make a white"

"What Did the Janitor Say When He Jumped Out of the Closet? ""Supplies!"" I'll see myself out"

"The best thing about dating someone with a barbed wire tattoo is knowing that you won't be known as their ""worst regret"" when you break up."

"France is a shitty country... Even the Nice parts are rundown."

"This is serious as a heart attack but not one of those funny heart attacks. Those make me laugh."

"What do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence."

"I have a condition that I eat when I can't sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nomnia."

"What do you call a math teacher that assigns graphs with holes and assymptotes on tests? Asshole."