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Joke of the Day

"In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine... Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came on just as I was filling the can"

"I didn't study for my Star Wars test.. So I'm getting Alderaan answers"

"I was just asked to give my credit card details. I said, ""It's rectangular, blue and not very valuable."""

"A ""G"" in the right font is not only a nice looping arrow, it's also a map to the mythical G-spot!"

"IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER you gotta get me a large three topping pizza with stuffed crust"

"Why were all the gays winning poker in the 40's? Because they had to keep a straight face"

"Where is the most ironic place to get a girl pregnant? Abortion clinic."

"How many people does it take to circumcise a Whale? Four Skindivers."

"Can't believe that it's been over a hundred years since Einstein proposed his theory of relativity. Feels like it was only yesterday..."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello"" from the other side."