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Joke of the Day
"Castles are great but I wish you could rent other forms of bouncy architecture"
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"I saw a dog taking a dump and I totally thought of you."
"-Joe's coming over. ""Joe from work or Joe who thinks he's the Norse god, Thor?"" [the distant sound of thunder makes the guacamole quiver]"
"I am a joke And my kid is the punch line"
"[firetruck honks its obnoxiously loud horn] [goose in the distance hears it] ""Oh shit guys, that sounds like my wife. Gotta fly"""
"It's not PC to give your wife a black eye You should really be giving her an african american eye"
"What is a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it be the arr but it's actually the sea"
"Ryan Seacrest and Ellen Degeneres are the same person. #fact"
"Why is ""abbreviation"" such a long word? "
"Say what you will about that pilot... ...but at least he died doing what German's love most. Mass murdering innocent people."