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Joke of the Day

"My recipe for vodka-flavoured brats never caught on. It was the Absolut wurst."

"My brothel has no regular customers... People just cum and go."

"How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb? One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me."

"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house."

"My local police chief does a talk on heroin... So you can't understand any of it."

"My favorite porn website changed their header to include a breast cancer awareness ribbon, so you could say I'm somewhat of an activist."

"If your bathroom sink looks like mine, you're disgusting and I'm a hypocrite."

"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team? One is a group of cunning runts."

"How did the farmer grow his portfolio? Cornstock"

"The best joke I know. [Link to the joke.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3eialt/oh_you_sneaky_little_bastard/)"