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Joke of the Day

"I clicked ""Submit a Joke"" before thinking of what I'd say Now I know how the Republican party feels."

"And the Best McDonald's Employee of the Month goes to Mad Max: Fury Road."

"My wife wanted bigger breasts. I told her to rub toilet paper between them and over time they'll grow huge. She asked, ""How do you know it will work?"" ""It worked for your ass didn't it?!"""

"The Indian police gave up on a recent case... Turns out it was a naan-issue."

"Here's a joke about my senior year of college. I tried."

"Why Don't feminists make good botanists? They spend the entire time in the greenhouses bitching about the glass ceiling."

"There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris."

"How does the rabbi make his tea? He-brews it"

"Instead of sending an ""e-card,"" why not swing by & fart in my mouth?"

"I will be learning Hebrew in Jew course..."