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Joke of the Day
"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? The geome-tree!"
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"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."
"Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea? I mean cry me a river river right?"
"What did southern, black children bring to school to eat? Lynchables"
"If Socrates had been a woman, he would've said: All I know is that I have all these clothes, but I have nothing to wear."
"If women are people, why are they so stupid? Seriously. Even the smartest and most accomplished women are dumber than the most retarded head lice."
"What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry? [OC] Cantaloupes."
"I get so fustrated when people say ""supposably"" or ""irregardless"" I feel like I'm literally drownding"
"How do you get info from a french dude? You est-ce que question"
"Why did Sally drop her ice-cream cone? She got hit by a bus."