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"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? The geome-tree!"
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"TIL During World War 2 over 200 civilian and resistance soldiers of Albania managed to ambush a convoy of soldiers and destroy their equipment. Reports say the soldiers did nazi them coming"
"Betsy Ross: ""Let's put some happy little stars in a circle on the flag"" Many years later, an heir of hers, Bob, would say something similar"
"The obvious way to smuggle drugs past a drug sniffing dog would be to hide it in another dog's ass."
"Papa why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?"" ""Because they are drawing-rooms my son."""
"Funny Book Title Thread! I'll start: ""How To Get The Most Out Of Your Bank Heists"" by Fillmore Sacks"
"Wear jeans every day and nobody cares. Wear a shirt twice in a row and you're suddenly homeless in the eyes of everyone."
"My wife and I tried anal for the first time... is it supposed to hurt this much? i couldn't sit upright for a while..."
"I go in hard and come out soft You blow me hard what am I? a stick of gum :D"
"What do you call a spider that likes 80s music? A Durantula."