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Joke of the Day

"A Nun, a Priest, and a Rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"We should change the saying to ""Home is where your phone automatically connects to your wifi""."

"Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship? He has rust issues."

"The ""Parmesan"" cheese in the USA is an abomination of the original. Start buying parmigiano reggiano and make America grate again."

"Did you hear about the fighting dwarf? He's funny. A real knee-slapper."

"I just got back from a once in a lifetime trip.... ....I'll tell you what, never again"

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: No idea. I pretty much just zone out whenever I'm behind the wheel. Did anyone die?"

"Food is like dark humor not everyone gets it"

"4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend. Me: Aww! Sure! 4:You can be the Beast. Me: ... 4: Or the fat sea witch!"

"Why do some women wear panties with flowers on them? In memory of all the faces that have been buried there."