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Joke of the Day

"BARNES: ""What if it wasn't just empty cabinets?"" NOBLE: ""Let's sell books!"" AND: ""This is why we make such a great team."""

"Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You break his spine. (no hate Intended It's just funny)"

"A Russian walks into an Ukrainian bar... And farts. The Russian says, ""I'm sorry for Putin."""

"Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars."

"i failed a piss test at work you guys. Yeah, I made a poop instead! Hahahaha"

"Me: They were out of tampons, so I got you a box of bandaids instead. Her:"

"difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is is rubbing a feather all over your lover; Kinky is using the chicken."

"What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician? The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes."

"How do you use calculus in real life? You integrate it"