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Joke of the Day

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: No idea. I pretty much just zone out whenever I'm behind the wheel. Did anyone die?"

"Awful Purim Joke Grogger? I hardly knew her!"

"What's the fat person's favourite football club? KFC."

"I built a house for a horse today but he said he wouldn't live in it as it didn't look stable enough."

"I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves."

"My kids teach me something every day. Today my 1-year-old taught me how much plumbers cost per hour. Who flushes a potato?"

"A pig pen elected its own leader . . . Polled pork."

"I could be Robin Hood if I had a bow and arrows and something to steal and give away and an old English accent and a gang of merry men."

"Where are otters from? Otter space!"

"Why are ducks funny? Cause they be quacking jokes"