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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship? He has rust issues."
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"Next update: Twitter will tell you what the retweeter is feeling as they retweet your retweet. And what they had for breakfast."
"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out in the night without robin.^Sorry!"
"When somebody I blocked gets RT'd into my timeline it's like they're violating their restraining order."
"Santa is a smart guy. Visits people only once a year."
"I tried to make a joke about unemployed people... But none of them work."
"I'm not a bragger.... But if I would be, I'm pretty sure that I would be the best one in the World."
"How did blind slaves escape the South? The Underground Braille-road"
"What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him? He got him diss barred."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of milk? 1%"