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Joke of the Day

"Food is like dark humor not everyone gets it"

"I went skiing yesterday. I didn't really enjoy it. I got to the top of the chairlift, but it was all downhill from there."

"Why is the Queen only 30cm Tall She is a Ruler..."

"hello 911, yeah me again. so listen 29 of my recent tweets have been stolen and.. hello? hello?"

"Since We're Doing Pirate Jokes. What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty."

"I'm not a competitive person I'll be the first to admit it."

"Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up? He wanted to double his prophets."

"How did Kobe Bryant go on his math test? He didn't pass."

"What's Hitlers favorite Pokemon? NEIN-Tails."

"If the camera adds 10 lbs. & Mirrors don't lie..Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror? It defies logic"