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Joke of the Day

"Food is like dark humor not everyone gets it"

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"Say what you will about Clinton being a womanizer But Bush had the Twins go down on him."
"Psi walks into a bar And says to the owner ""Such a nice unit you have here, totally on a different scale"""
"what happens when a frogs car breaks down? it gets toad"
"Anyone who loses his arms shouldn't just throw them out. You never know when they'll come in handy."
"Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell ""Hogwash!"""
"What do you call an April Fool's!"
"[Sunday morning] *congregation of Catholics disagrees with priest and walks out of church* - mass unfollowing"
"How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes? He feigned ted."
"It's pancake day already? That sure creped up fast."