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Joke of the Day

"The ""Parmesan"" cheese in the USA is an abomination of the original. Start buying parmigiano reggiano and make America grate again."

"Had a fight with a money wasp once I got a *paysting*"

"Whats the difference? Whats the difference between mash potatoes and pea soup?... Anyone can mash potatoes..."

"Really short Mexicans should be called paragraphs Because they're not long enough to be an essay..."

"Why did the school boy need Viagra? He was having trouble getting up in the morning."

"You're not really a parent until you swat blindly into the backseat, hoping to connect with a kid."

"I found out I'm a necrophiliac. How, you ask? I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff."

"R.I.P to my good friend Brian Eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies."

"Occasionally, I like to go to Walmart, buy a jar of Vaseline, a cucumber and a Bottle of Gin and wink at the cashier"

"What did the accountant with constipation do? He worked is out with a pencil."