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Joke of the Day

"I was so upset - I lost the spelling bee when I couldn't spell ""Armageddon"" But my friend said ""don't worry, it's not the end if the world!"""

"Hey girl... You must be pretty massive because I'm (gravitationally) attracted to you."

"isaac newtown got hit in the head & invented calculus. i broke my nose last night when I was drunk & invented a louder version of crying."

"I had an affair with English. Since then, Math and I don't speak."

"There are two things I don't like in my girlfriend. It's her chin."

"Every time you have McDonald's as a kid, it's a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it's a defeat."

"Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops? ...because he can't lace them."

"Kids are like farts... ...the only ones you can put up with are your own."

"Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British? It's only check, mate"

"Whats up Cake? Muffin"