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Joke of the Day
"There are two things I don't like in my girlfriend. It's her chin."
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"Hey Reddit, What are your favorite jokes?"
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"What do you call a gamer girl on her period? Red ring of death."
"Bill Clinton must be the luckiest man in the world. All of the sex he has, with Hillary, you know it's hate sex."
"What's green and hangs from trees? Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it."
"Guy finds secret trick into heaven... Gods hate him"
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator."
"What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled? ""tummy, my X-Men!"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"