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Joke of the Day

"There are two things I don't like in my girlfriend. It's her chin."

"Original Corny Joke Who leads the corn into battle? The kernal! Bahahahaha"

"Does a litter box count as a guest bathroom?"

"Why do mexicans only cross the border in pairs? Because the sign reads no ""tres""passing."

"What do Apple and Blackberry have in common? Neither one has Jobs."

"I got an STD from a Canadian woman Hepatitis eh."

"I had a huge home party last night and I was unpleasantly woken up by a surprise blow job. Next time I'll sleep with my mouth closed."

"What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle, he's a dick"

"What word starts with F and ends in uck? Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck."

"Doctor, Doctor, I'm addicted to twitter... Sorry, I don't follow you."