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"Whats up Cake? Muffin"
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the P is silent"
"What do you call a man trying to conceal his boner? The battle of the buldge."
"Which concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat Nickelback"
"Why don't gay guys go to lesbian bars? Because they can never find a place to sit."
"Crazy episode of Judge Judy on right now. This guy was a month late on his rent and she just gave him the electric chair."
"SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die."
"TIFU: By calling a passing play when I should have run the ball. Beast mode rules!"
"If I had a dollar for every time Greece made a bad economical decision Their economy would still be failing."