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Joke of the Day

"What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel? That's a moray!"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."

"Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi"

"Two atoms walk into a party at the Large Hadron Collider... It was full of nerds so they split."

"What does a stripper eat for thanksgiving dinner? Twerky"

"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice."

"The distance this fish swam... Is a SCALER not a vector."

"I once thought about suicide. Then I realised that there's probably better things to name our child."

"My 6 year old Niece's Joke What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant? Hey dude, you're outta sight!"

"What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ? Independence Day"