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Joke of the Day
"What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel? That's a moray!"
Next Joke
"Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving."
"What is the difference between a lesbian and a wheat thin? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."
"WD-40 is amazing stuff. ...But I should have used a condom."
"Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself."
"Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought."
"I accidentally broke my cat's ""best butt"" award. It was a catastrophe."
"TIL Only three types of mammals go through menopause. The Blue Whale, The Beluga Whale, and You're Mom"
"Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet."
"HOT LOCAL MOMS IN YOUR AREA ARE WAITING TO TUCK U IN & WILL BE CHECKING THAT TOOTHBRUSH SO GET IN THERE & DO IT RIGHT MISTER"