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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl... You must be pretty massive because I'm (gravitationally) attracted to you."
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"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his whopper."
"Getting a bit worried, is this normal? One of my nipples is a different colour than the other two"
"What do you call a bear that can't win? A Chicago Bear"
"Why is masturbating in France like cooking an egg? Because in both cases you're cracking one oeuf"
"Emails from world leaders are streaming in to Hillary Clinton to console her [Deleted]"
"What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids? A genie."
"ME: Hey buddy, your dog left a little 'present' on my lawn GUY: Huh? ME: *points to tiny, nicely wrapped gift* Thank him for me, willya?"
"Wow thank you so much for whistling at me, guy in Walmart. I've never felt more beautiful."
"HONEST JOE'S DISCOUNT BREAST IMPLANT EMPORIUM. WHY PAY $6,000 FOR SILICON WHEN YOU CAN PAY $20 FOR WOOD"