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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British? It's only check, mate"

"I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie But some people say that's irrational..."

"Rate kickass only this if your name isn't Steve"

"A nerd found out about the iPhone 6S Plus. He then said, ""6s+ what? Finish the equation!"""

"Rest in peace Dave ""The Diamond"" Clancy, and any other celebrity I just made up."

"When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing... ...either the car is new or the wife is."

"Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak"

"Sometimes when I'm sad, I'll go to the park and, from a distance, look thru my thumb and index finger and begin squishing people's heads..."

"How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!"

"Someone called me a pussy Well, you are what you eat"