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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops? ...because he can't lace them."

"I hate when I'm singing and some idiot thinks they can join in with me... this is not Glee."

"Researchers just found a cure for cancer. Unfortunately, it's Ebola."

"Did anyone see the new Irish gay pornstar? His name is Ryan Fitzpatrick"

"Have you heard about the new Scientologist car? It's got cruise control..."

"How do you get a pool player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."

"What's the wisest kind of modeling putty? Play-toh."

"[typing] Me: Is it DISCREET or DISCRETE? Wife: 2nd. Me: Is ""polyamorous"" hyphenated? Wife: No. Why? Me: It's for work. When's your flight?"

"My nan used to always tell me ""only boring people get bored"" I prefer to call it 'entertainmentally challenged'..."

"""My desires are... unconventional."" ""Show me."" *opens door to a room full of memes*"