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Joke of the Day

"At this point, websites with sudden talking ads have probably taken more years off my life than smoking ever could."

"What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars? Wat-heirlooms."

"First sign of your mother not loving you? Abortion."

"why did the Mexican man push his wife off of a clif? to-quila"

"What did the holy shit say to the priest? I'm glad I got the hell out of there!"

"Bully For You Q: Why did the bully go to beauty school? A: She wanted to tease hair"

"Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear condoms when having sex with women. Every women wants to be impregnated by Chuck Norris."

"Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one."

"Studying abroad: Spending months in another country. Studying a broad: Spending months Facebook stalking Ashley."

"I spotted a jaguar earlier today, Now it looks like a leopard."