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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear condoms when having sex with women. Every women wants to be impregnated by Chuck Norris."

"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards?? Cause they love the part when the hooker returns the money!"

"I used to think I was indecisive ... ... but now I'm not so sure."

"Answering all the 'how r u' DM's with 'I got my period' is going surprising well"

"On this occasion of Chinese New Year I would like to ask all my Chinese friends. Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with... How the f**k did two sticks win?"

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke had for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"Amputees will not find this joke funny: Actually, I'm going to cut this joke short."

"I'm too fat to be a hipster. I'm thinking of becoming a Heapster instead."

"""Hurt me!"" she cried, jumping onto the bed and stripping her clothes off seductively... ""Alright,"" I said. ""You're a terrible cook and I fancy your sister."""

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef but you can't pea soup!"