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Joke of the Day

"Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one."

"How many jews died in the holocaust? Not enough"

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."

"What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean? An acappellago"

"Why do I vape? It's how I let off a little steam."

"What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn? Euripides, Eumenides"

"Whats the best way to castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the chin"

"What do you call a young plastic covered sheep? Laminated"

"[interview] So your resume says you used to be in the theater yes that is correct What made you leave it? well, the movie ended so"

"Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts."