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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between men and women? Women play hard to get. Men get hard to play."
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"It doesn't take much to make a woman happy, but it takes even less to make her mad."
"wife: im pregnant me: what? im not ready to be a mother we still have petty arguments wife: im the mother me: this is what I'm talking about"
"Why'd the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks."
"The Trump Tower incident proves that.. ..the only way to climb up a corporate ladder is by sucking up"
"What do you call the people that Trump didn't pick to be in his cabinet? Qualified."
"How do skeletons greet each other? Bon'nichiwa"
"I don't ever have to worry about getting sex... Because I'm married, so I already know I won't. Takes all the guesswork right out of it."
"The worst racist joke I can think of. A black man and a parrot walk into a bar The Bartender says ""Wow what a beautiful bird where did you get it?"" The parrot reply's ""Africa"""
"At my age getting lucky means having the house to myself"