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Joke of the Day

"Studying abroad: Spending months in another country. Studying a broad: Spending months Facebook stalking Ashley."

"Black Betty walked into a butcher shop and asked for beef. The butcher replied, ""No Black Betty, Ham or Lamb?"""

"What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's? Oh na na, what's my name?"

"How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb? Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm."

"How can you tell if someone loves bacon? Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke."

"Why did everyone hate the window? He was a pane in the glass! Credit: 12 year old me"

"Accidentally made eye contact w/co-worker thru bathroom stall door crack. Didn't know what to do so I blew him a kiss"

"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle? Attire...!!"

"What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name? Broco Lee"

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeleine McCann"