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Joke of the Day
"I spotted a jaguar earlier today, Now it looks like a leopard."
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"What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin? Immaculate Infection"
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"Wanna hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it."
"Someone told me that the best pokemon was the bird that holds a leek stalk I said 'That's a little farfetch'd'"
"What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church? Nun is better!"
"A friend wants me to try speed dating, but I'm not sure that finishing *even faster* is going to help me with the ladies"
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"Super Irritating What kind of dogs use internet The ones we call dog-e"
"My father is invisible... a trans-parent"