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Joke of the Day
"What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars? Wat-heirlooms."
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"They say masturbation makes you blind.... I don't see any problem with it."
"it really hurt my feelings when you called me a stalker to your friend when you guys thought you were alone in the locker room"
"(NSFW) we all want something... White people: legalize gay marriage!! Black people: legalize weed!! Mexicans: legalize us!!"
"What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."
"there is something good about pedophiles... ...they make a kick-ass cocoa!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and put in a freezer"
"Why did the Berlin Wall come down? It didn't match with the iron curtains."
"Have you heard of the new movie ""constipation""? It hasn't came out yet"
"Fun prank. Tell your bf you're getting your hair done. Leave. Don't get your hair done. When you come back & he says it looks great stab him"