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Joke of the Day

"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country."

"A man came home to find his wife in bed with a stranger. ""What the hell are you two doing?"" He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, ""See, I told you he was stupid."""

"It turns out the town drunk is an exorcist. Since his last visit, there are no more spirits in the liquor store."

"Why did the chemist break his teeth? He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon"

"What is the difference between you and school tomorrow? I'm not going to come into school tomorrow."

"Did you know that all of the Hobbit films were recorded in L.A. Yeah, you could tell by the Smaug."

"Kim Kardashian's starts a new political party, and names it Popular Back"

"This is gonna be a really long one. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee"

"Why are sharts always a surprise? Because you can never see that shit coming."

"eer booze and fun!' 'What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest"