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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chemist break his teeth? He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon"

"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Little."

"What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx? Delivery"

"What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants? Sandusky"

"*Buys map of world, pins it up on wall* *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands* *Visits the middle of the Atlantic Ocean*"

"I think the best thing about being a cyclops is no one would notice if you had a lazy eye."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapus"

"My girlfriend is the best hooker in the country All her fellow rugby players agree."

"Heard of the man who banged an ATM? He came into a lot of money"

"If there's one thing I'm better at than everyone else... It's humility."