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Joke of the Day
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"Me: My father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING. Teacher: You must be Kidding? Me: No, that's my brother. I'm JOKING."
"My wife asks for 500$ every day wow and what does she buy with all that money ? I don't know I never give it to her."
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"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"
"The next person to show me that dress... ...is gonna get a white and gold eye."