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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between you and school tomorrow? I'm not going to come into school tomorrow."

"How do Reavers clean their spears? They send them through the Wash."

"What function do the bumps on a nipple serve? Its brail for, ""Suck This."""

"An Adele remix? Perfect now I can dance and cry at the same time."

"""Balls."" said the queen. The king laughed, he had to."

"Kanye smashing his bathroom mirror to free the other Kanye trapped behind the glass."

"Why does the Necromancer hate doing stand-up comedy? He always has a dead audience"

"""Knock knock."" ""Who is there?"" ""The pilot, open this damn door"""

"How do you kill an Argentinian? Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off."

"A kiss makes your day.... but anal sex makes your hole weak. ( )"