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Joke of the Day

"eer booze and fun!' 'What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest"

"Donald Trump is a Mac user... He's not a fan of PC culture"

"HR said I'm not allowed to try to hang co-workers with an extension cord. Dunno what I'm supposed to use though, they wouldn't tell me."

"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra"

"What do the ""Damn, Daniel"" kid and pedophiles have in common? They're both back at it again with the white vans."

"Why are gingers' feet so rough? Because they have no soles"

"TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better ! \m/"

"Did you hear about the new British period drama? They're calling it Bloody Hell."

"When my large dog wants to sit beside me but my other slightly less large dog already is, he just sits on top of him"

"So I decided to make some fan-fiction. My fan-fiction is about reality. I'm calling it The Bible."