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Joke of the Day
"Kim Kardashian's starts a new political party, and names it Popular Back"
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"What do you call a police officer that stays in bed all day underneath the blankets? An undercover cop!"
"What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !"
"""Oh my god, it's a genie!"" GENIE: Please, we prefer magic-american"
"I tried out for the part of Jesus in my school play.... I think I nailed it"
"A three-legged dog sits down at the bar Orders a whiskey. Bartender asks,""What brings you to these parts?"" Dog responds,""Lookin for the sonofabitch who shot my paw.'"
"I hate three things in this world: math"
"What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence."
"What kind of riddle has no answer?"
"Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world."