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Joke of the Day
"Blowing your load on a girl counts as a baby shower right ?"
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"[Cat birthday party] *Cat opens gift from her husband* ""It's...an empty box."" *silence* ""Oh honey, I love it!"""
"*pokes forehead* Is this thing on ?"
"What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment."
"I tried to buy some camouflage pants the other day... But, I couldn't find any."
"what do you call a crappy sock puppet? sock pooppet"
"Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck."
"What's the difference between a bus stop filled with old people and a crab with boobs? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"
"Everyone in my house has diarrhea I guess it runs in the family"
"My grandma sent the entire newspaper to me in the subject line of an email."