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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a crappy sock puppet? sock pooppet"
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"What do you call a gay man in Russia? Forbidden fruit."
"What people travel the most? Romans."
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"My mother picked up an Oreo but dropped it... My father looks and her and says, ""too bad you have butter fingers when you want an Oreo."""
"I think Mayweather misread the boxing guidebook You're suppose to hug your girlfriend and beat the enemy fighter."
"Before I rush off to the bathroom to pee, I just wanted to tell you what a good friend you are to me. On a scale from 1 to 10... *urinate*"
"How can I ever be happy... If I was born crying?"
"Don't make school shooting jokes. You can't imagine what went through their heads in their final moments."
"There was once man..... That was really strong. He also loved drinking punch. That was the reason he went to parties. His name? Juan. Juan Punch Man. Edit: he's Mexican"