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Joke of the Day
"My grandma sent the entire newspaper to me in the subject line of an email."
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"Good call inventor of glass tables. There's nothing more appetizing than realizing Aunt Mildred doesn't wear panties while I'm trying to eat"
"What did Bill Cosby call Donald Trump? A rookie."
"Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant? They couldn't get his bonepart"
"What's the politically correct term for a swingers party in Alabama? A lynching."
"i mute every grouptext cuz friendship is cool but also generally annoying"
"Breaking News!: Two teens cut cocks off while high on meth. Back in my day we did not need meth. We would just cut our cocks off."
"I think my wife was sleeping with my boss so I changed jobs to prevent that from happening... One of the perks of being self-employed."
"Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark."