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Joke of the Day
"I tried to buy some camouflage pants the other day... But, I couldn't find any."
Next Joke
"Why is masturbating in France like cooking an egg? Because in both cases you're cracking one oeuf"
"I love nutella so much I want to marry it and have little nutella babies with it and then eat my whole family with a spoon."
"How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much? Because they built their stuff with reads!"
"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe"
"Lady GaGa is easily the scariest of all the Muppets."
"What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit a dog just pants!"
"I'll stop calling you a racist if you stop bragging about all the marathons you run."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !"
"*hears robber in house* If anybody is there.. I have Updog & I'm not afraid to use it. ""What's Updog?"" Not too much haha you? ""Robbing you"""