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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bus stop filled with old people and a crab with boobs? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"

"Q: How do dogs order eggs at restaurants? A: Pooched."

"9 out of 10 dentists agree that Gary is the most handsome dentist. Gary voted for Brett because he couldn't vote for himself"

"April showers bring the May flowers. What do the May Flowers bring? Pilgrims"

"Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon? Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!"

"What's the difference between a joke and a pussy There's a chance you might actually get a joke."

"What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees...."

"You know you have a drinking problem if the bartender knows your name.....and you've never even been to that bar before."

"I peed in my friend's beer before giving it to him... I told him, ""urine for a surprise"""

"When I m on a date... When I m on a date, I like to tell the girl that ""I m aviable for a limited time only"" In hopes that her shopping instincts will kick in."