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Joke of the Day
"What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."
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"Windows 10 will support MKV and FLAC natively. Hey Microsoft, it's 2002 calling. Thanks for thinking of us. Ps. So LAME"
"My neighbors got so weird when I asked how many bodies they thought were buried in their yard. I meant roughly, not like an exact number."
"In my defense, your baby was crying before I dropped it."
"What do Reptiles love to smoke? Mariguana"
"a guy goes to see a therapist And tell him he keeps having 2 reacurring dreams, one night I'm a wigwam, next time a teepee. Doctor says thats easy, you're just two tents."
"What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin? A Tourist!"
"Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% battery left"
"Guy is taking a super loud dump in the toy. So I kick in the stall door and yell, ""Fuck you, man who is shitting!"" I kick in the stall door and yell, ""Fuck you, man who is shitting!"""
"Replace his deodorant with a glue stick so he thinks of you every time he tries to raise his arm to put around the shoulders of another girl"