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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is like food... ...not everyone gets it."
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"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
"Just picked up an unknown call with a ""Hello?"" An old woman said ""Joan?"" So, I can cross ""mistaken for a Joan"" off the bucket list."
"A man walks into a bar He says ""ouch!"""
"Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body? Dumbbelldor."
"Wanna hear a joke? Modern society"
"[arguing with my wife] WELL AT LEAST I DON'T BRING UP THINGS FROM THE PAST LIKE YOU DID LAST MONTH"
"3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep. The other wants to know if penguins have knees."
"Who was the least guilty President of the them all? Lincoln. He was in-a-cent."
"My wife was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder... And, just my luck, not one of them likes sucking cock."