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Joke of the Day
"Who was the least guilty President of the them all? Lincoln. He was in-a-cent."
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"""Hurt me!"" said the masochist. The sadist replied, ""No."""
"Which tornadoes are the most refreshing? F5 tornadoes."
"Remember, one person can make a difference! Two people can NOT, though. 3-5: yes again! 6: no way, you'll just make it worse! It's weird!"
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese. Here all night folks."
"What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates? God dogs"
"""Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons? It's just air!"" Exactly ""What?"" It's inflation ""I hate you"""
"As you get older, dirty talk turns into ""Yeah baby, take that nap. Take all of it honey. You like that couch? Oh yeah, sleep on it..."""
"What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer? It's out of order."
"When my goldfish starts acting like a jerk I remind him that his bowl is microwave-safe"