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Joke of the Day
"Ever heard of the 68 position? You go down on me now and I'll owe you one."
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"Why is it called necrophilia and not sexual intercorpse"
"I'm drunk and ready to get retarded! Wait, that's not politically correct. I'm soberly-challenged and ready to get retarded!"
"What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing? He writes scary stories."
"Bees Q; What kind of bees make milk? A; Boobies"
"*learns all Froot Loops are the same flavor regardless of color* *sighs* *sadly deletes 583 page PhD thesis*"
"My office manager emailed all 400 employees to inform us that our new paper towel dispensers AREN'T automatic. The human race is doomed."
"[on 1st date] Him: So why is someone as pretty as you single? Me: Single? Who's single? [gets right up in his face] We marry at dawn."
"A Haiku For My Salad: I do not like you You will never be grilled cheese You make my mouth sad"