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Joke of the Day
"Ever heard of the 68 position? You go down on me now and I'll owe you one."
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"NSFW How is a female cyclist like a prostitute? They both peddle pussy!"
"What do you do if you come across a tiger? Wipe it off and apologise."
"I like my coffee like I like my men Tall, dark, strong, and inside of me."
"Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? A: A pork chop."
"A can crushers job must be... Soda pressing."
"'Siri, am I an alcoholic?', I whisper into my burrito."
"What do you get when you cross a Centaur with a Minotaur? Cinnaminotaur. The most delicious of all mythological creatures."
"Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach the lifeguard comes up to her to say ""Excuse me mame but the tide wants to come in."""
"Trying this hot water diet where you drink a cup of hot water in the morning but so far all I've done is burn my tongue and eat 7 donuts."