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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar He says ""ouch!"""
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"Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. -History"
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"Me: Whatcha doing on the PC? Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT?!? D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that."
"Cat is hissing at nothing in the kitchen. Based on horror movies I've seen nothing good can come of this, but I'm a white guy so I'll stay."
"Several fonts walk into a bar. ""Get out of here!"" shouts the bartender. ""We don't serve your type here."""