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Joke of the Day

"My wife was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder... And, just my luck, not one of them likes sucking cock."

"I was appalled to learn about Hitler's uprising. Anne Frankly, I did Nazi that coming."

"A Jewish kid asks his father for sixty dollars. The father replies ""FIFTY DOLLARS??? What the heck to do you need forty dollars for??"""

"A Physics teacher was talking about the velocity of a falling ball A student asked, ""Is it an African ball or an European ball?"""

"Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking? They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it."

"What does a Syrian refugee and an American abortion have in common? White people didn't allow them to come into the U.S."

"Anakin: Want to go out? Padme: Ew. You're 9. Anakin: Padme: Talk to me in a decade when the age gap between us is exactly the same."

"When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the girl with glitter on her face does."

"It smells like updog in this sub."

"In Iran, people are afraid of spiders... But in Iraq, no phobia"