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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke? Modern society"
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"Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St. Louis for businesses. Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies."
"How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic? Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog."
"How about a really bad food court where planes land? Pitch for every airport"
"Did you hear about the woman who used a fake name and married a renown psychologist? She committed Frued. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week."
"Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations."
"What's funnier than a turd burg? Two turd burgs, fuck face!"
"Trump is blaming Sanders supporters for the violence at his rally because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for your problems."
"I don't need a panic room; I can panic perfectly fine anywhere."