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Joke of the Day

"There's nobody in this world who gives LESS of a FUCK about helping you and your problem than a person working in customer service."

"Why did the rope get put in timeout? Because he was very knotty."

"How do you open a banana safe? With a monkey. ^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^my ^^^^way ^^^^out."

"Yo mama's like a mosquito I gotta slap her to stop sucking"

"A police joke knock knock"

"what did the egg say to the boiling water? i dont know how long its going to take me to get hard i just got laid by a chick"

"I like my coffee how I like my women. With my dick in it! (Joke from Board James)"

"Did you hear about the murder mystery porno? In the end, everyone did it."

"I've always been corny... When I was born, there were three storks. One to deliver me and two to fend off the crows."

"How do you get down off an elephant? You don't. You get down off a duck."