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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the murder mystery porno? In the end, everyone did it."
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"You do a lot of yoga? ""Yeah"" So you must be really...(winks) annoying"
"Lecturing my smoker friends on how cool they look"
"Knock knock Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke? No, you're the joke :3"
"Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery? Currant Affairs"
"A man is lying in a hospital bed. ""Doctor, how long do I have to live?"" asks the man. ""10,"" replies the doctor. ""10 what?"" ""9."""
"A rapist, a priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar. They say ""ow"""
"Why do people like Trump over Obama? Because Orange is the new Black"
"Why did the man get a job as a horse handler? He wanted stable employment"
"What is the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds There are twenty of them"